Mummy Dearest
June 20, 2007 by Shirley Allard
Some day I shall travel
to Egypt, just for fun
and wrap myself in linen
as though I were ‘the one’
to be preserved and mummified
and then put on display
professionally pickled and petrified
then saved for a rainy day.
just watch out you don’t end up as fuel for a locomotive, cause you know that is what happened to thousands of mummies, they were burned as wood.
I know…how stupid huh? Now we know why the smart ones wanted to be buried under a pyramid!