If little ants wore underpants
And hats were worn by bunnies
If humming birds could sing and dance
Now wouldn’t that be funny?
If fish could really go to school
And sit with goats named Billy
If centipedes wore purple shoes
Now wouldn’t that be silly?
If all these things could just be true
If ants, and birds, and mice
Could do as fairy tales have them do
Now wouldn’t that be nice?